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Anyone have a good recipe for wind?

23 Responses to “Anyone have a good recipe for wind?”

1. chippie_minton said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 4:57 am

   sprouts and mushy peas.
2. SundaeG1rl said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 5:30 am

   Egg curry. Hard-boil the eggs, then add them to the curry sauce of his choice (masala or jalfrezi is good). I promise you, it’ll be gale force winds and they’re smell rancid, hehehe
3. Collinsville Cookie said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 5:30 am

   Add some cauliflower and broccoli and you’ll be well on your way to flatulencetown.
4. Ginger said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 5:47 am

   Foods that have a lot of fiber.
5. EyeSpy said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 6:16 am

   broccoli… and beans that were quick soaked (not soaked overnight).
6. Tuggamamma said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 6:26 am

   uhhh, mother nature.
7. Christopher K said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 6:30 am

   A couple of cans of Frito’s Fart Dip should do the trick……He’ll be ripping the sails with the wind that gives you……Glad that’s one outting I’m not invited to!!!!!

   Christopher
8. Carrot Cruncher said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 6:34 am

   Green Lentils & Onion Rissoto……Phew!!
9. pinhed_1976 said :
   June 5th, 2010 at 7:05 am

   black bean chili, a nice rib steak, and some cheap beer
10. tatrafan said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 7:39 am

    Cabbage and sweet corn are a pretty potent combination judging by my wifes` efforts.
    I was blown out of bed and on to the floor twice last week.
11. jojo m said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 8:13 am

    none of this vegetable malarkey – all he needs is some slightly gone-off sausages.
    my flat was a deadly gas chamber after eating some of those =D
12. lily said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 9:09 am

    Baked beans and sprouts
13. mamarat said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 10:04 am

    Roast lamb. They’ll be jumping out the windows.
14. Sakura said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 10:51 am

    Just blow and you got it 😉
15. sxcbabii_92 said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 11:01 am

    FOUR WINDS CASSEROLE

    1 tbsp. oil
    1/2 c. chopped onion
    1 (8 1/2 oz.) can Chun King water chestnuts, drained and chopped
    1 (10 1/2 oz.) can condensed cream of celery soup
    1/2 tsp. curry powder; optional
    1/4 c. milk
    1 (about 7 oz.) can tuna, drained and flaked
    2 tbsp. minced parsley
    1 (5 oz.) can Chun King Chow Mein noodles

    In large skillet, heat oil. Add onion and water chestnuts and saute until onion is soft. Remove from heat and add remaining ingredients, reserving 1/2 cup noodles. Pour into a shallow greased 1 quart casserole. Top with reserved noodles. Bake in a preheated 350 degree oven for 35-45 minutes or until noodles are lightly browned. Makes approximately four 1 cup servings.

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    GONE WITH THE WIND (DESSERT)

    1 c. milk
    3/4 c. sugar
    2 egg yolks
    Pinch of salt
    1 env. gelatin
    1/4 c. cold water
    1 1/2 c. whipped cream
    Whipped egg whites
    Vanilla

    Combine milk, sugar, egg yolks, and salt and cook over medium heat until quite thick. Dissolve gelatin; add it and cook until it is a custard. Whip custard after it cools and add whipped cream and egg whites and vanilla.

    CRUST:

    3 c. graham cracker crumbs
    3 tbsp. brown sugar
    3 tbsp. melted butter

    Mix together. Line about 2-inch pan, takes about half of it. Put other half on top.
16. kenardly said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 12:01 pm

    a bag of Fun-yuns
17. Pilyong Hipon said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 12:49 pm

    two words:
    cabbage caserol.
18. heleni said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 1:37 pm

    Baked beans, lentils, cabbage, sprouts, cauliflower, onion, broccoli, eggs, anything containing soya. Combine them with some meat to make them extra stinky.

    Tell him not to chew too much, as this will make him swallow more air. He should also drink some fizzy drinks. Caffeine also seems to get the bowels going!

    I’m glad I’m not going to be in that car!
19. windsor1 said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    My family swears by my deviled eggs.
20. Topsy said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 2:08 pm

    Well as you suffer with flatulence so often aren’t you the expert?
21. bumpbump said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    Brussels and water chestnut soup.

    However, – it is home made!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22. zakiit said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 3:12 pm

    Yeah, eat plenty of beans. Sauerkraut is another – fry some bacon bits, onion and garlic, then add drained sauerkraut and grated apple, juniper berries, bay leaf (these last two you do not eat). cook for as long as you can. Serve with sausages or pork chops and a good graavy. Wind satisfaction garanteed!
23. Big kid said :
    June 5th, 2010 at 3:15 pm

    He is going to be as popular as you are. Why the wierd fixation with wind and stools (and un-orthodox uses of slotted spoons)
    To answer your question, sprouts and beans usually whack up the gas pressure